Scram-I-Am is a Grouch & the star of the Grouchy Stories tale "Rotten Eggs & Jam". He's a parody of the Dr. Seuss character Sam-I-Am from "Green Eggs & Ham".

Scram-I-Am speaks in rhyme, explaining his willingness to eat rotten eggs & Jam anywhere, even next to "this big guy" (Gordon in Cat in the Hat style headgear). When the big guy spouts off the sponsors, however, he loses his appetite & tosses his meal aside.

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